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Leo & Audience in... Sco-spitality #dirtytrix
Leo: I'm from Kentucky, and you San Francisco people have to be the rudest people I've met in my fucking life
Audience Member: Hey fuck you.

"Dude was telling me about a device he’d put on his car to disrupt the airflow passing over and around it, & I was all like, “Spoiler Alert!"

Natasha Muse (via Twitter)

"Goodwill is the only place where you can fart and blame the merchandise"

Sheng Wang (via courtingcomedy)